Helped a kid from drowning at a gypsy fair. Looked round a flea market almost bought a Florence and the machine leather jacket, there was…
…a childs face painter (Frank Lampard) who painted a kid as an elephant, but sneakily did the trunk instead as a huge willy. I also had to come up with…
…ideas for a underwear graphic design brief. My idea was photos of naked people using their hands as underwear. WTF
