Parked my car in an underground car park left window open. Came back and it had been ransacked and after driving for a while realised a homeless man…
…had started living in it. My mum and Dad split up and I went to visit her in Italy. My mum started dating a gangster who owned a restaurant..
…he tried to blow it up for the insurace but blew up the wrong one. Then his minions realised I’d figured out the plot. One of his dogs…
…turned back into a woman. One had to have sex 4 times before he could be killed. I offered. I also tried to get this gangster to…
…publish a childrens book of my dreams. He didn’t seem keen. I shot him
