forgotten the beginning. But I helped an in disguise Sandra Bullock get to a secret island to help rescue her adopted son. When I got there the island was ruled by a creature (half crow. Half man of course). We found lots of bodies of children. There were mirrors everywhere cos the creature couldn’t see round corners. All our weapons were really light. We realised humans were only affected by gravity and eveything else floated.
We freed lots of slaves after doing some tactical dropping of seed bags on baddies heads. I killed the creature by accident with a twig when I was pointing which way we should advance up a mountain and the creature ran into it by mistake. I got a round of applause and the children came to my feet like I was Jesus. Ps. I was a pirate.
I had another one. But it was mainly about my boy wanting a refund for some purple jeans cos a shoe shop cut them to get some shoes off him. He was going mental
