Shopping in co op with my young pet deer prancing around looking for something I couldn’t remember, ended up buying maltesers and not eating them as I’m on a diet.
Walked into the car park to find my boy behind the wheel taking it round in circles in a packed car park. Other shoppers were going crazy. I made him get out ( he doesn’t know how to drive btw ). In defiance he then wee’s in the middle of the car park. I get very angry and go to a friends house to watch a game show.
I then went to watch my boys old band play. There was a young toya as lead singer. She did a crazy zombie performance then sat next to me and covered my eyes. I snitched and told my boy. He wasn’t bothered.
I was then at my grans. I was packing to go on a long trip. I wanted to take a raw chicken. The leg broke off and it made a cavity I started carving it out. It started to look like I could get inside.
Next thing I know the chicken was a sportscar and I had a roast dinner in my hands ( no plate ). Told my auntie to fit it in the car for me. When I came back the passenger seat was full of chicken and gravy. I went crazy and tipped the car upside down to get the gravy out ( I had super strength ) and then ranted about the benefits of Tupperware.
I then couldn’t find my boyfriend. I thought he was in the boot of the car but when I looked he was gone. So I decided to go to the gym while he came back.
I dressed up in couture sportswear and my grandad made me this amazing headpiece out of braided scraps of material and did my hair for me. The design was based on princess leia’s hair but about 3 times bigger. I tried to walk wearing it but it was way to heavy and I ended up crawling along the floor dragging my head as I went.
I dragged myself to the gutter and puked for about an hour.
That’s when I woke up
