Posted on Thursday, 10 June 2010
Taught a dog bird puppy to eat beetles
Ndubz chaperoned me while carrying my washing home
Agent Dale Cooper cycling drunk and pervy
Men playing guitar to seduce women then rolling down road on their sides
Queueing in boots to buy lipstick
Nasty nick from 1st big brother was my uncle
Brother was a super hero called Jet (basically he was iron man)
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