Rach in shining armour

I was Cate Blanchett. In a funeral car driving through a forrest wearing shining armour.

A fake dead Jude Law in the back. We had a plan for people to think he was dead. But infact he was on a boat travelling the pacific.

Car was surrounded by knights on horseback chaperoning us. I managed to drive down a ditch and into a lake and fake our own deaths to get away from the baddies chasing us.

I was then photographing my third wedding of that week. I stood 10cm too far to the left. And the clerk who was looking after the proceedings shouted at me just as the bride entered.

I did a little cry and woke up

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