Dr Robotnik and the wheelchair man

Found a baby in the garden. When I went to pick it up it morphed into a leech, i was utterly disgusted! It stuck to my finger so I flicked it into next doors yard.

Then I attended a concert, it was a huge choir and the audience had to join in. There was a big black woman on stage dressed as Dr Robotnik. She sang the song that Terry Venables sings in that world cup advert, (badly).

I’m walking home and bump into a man pushing a wheelchair with an old man in it. I ask if he needs help. I’m then kidnapped and taken to a disused building where I’m haunted by the wheelchair main whose face keeps turning into a corpse. To be honest I pretended I was scared, but actually I could see the green screen effects so knew it was a trick. I decided to play along though.

I have to push him round a park or he won’t let me go. I start seeing out of someone elses eyes (which I seemed to find quite normal at the time) and kept getting my boob squeezed (I was very irritated at this though, understandably). While I pushed him using someone elses eyes (I know- weird right?) I realise there’s lots of vouchers on the floor. BINGO! Beaming, I collect them all and go to the bank. I end up with £500 (which took me most of my dream to count) and buy a takeaway for Gran. She’s well unimpressed.

Not a bad return really for entertaining a ghost

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