Stumbled upon a building which Germans used to hide Jewish children in the holocaust. They were still there and hadn’t aged.
I hatched an escape plan but then got distracted because the optician wouldn’t fix my glasses. I told her she was rude and incompetent. I overheard her talk about how many red bulls she’d had that day. I mumbled under my breath that they definitely didn’t give her wings.
I was then distracted again by a salesman wanting to show me a device which helps with circulation in your legs. You were tied in on two leg trampolines and someone ran up and down rubbing them and bouncing you. It broke and I was dangling. Dad came to catch me.
I then snook into a theatre in new york and there was a rehearsal going on. Director said “cut! We can’t do this bit, our mancunian actors aren’t here”
Next thing I know I’m stood next to Noel Gallagher singing an oasis song. I hide out of embarrassment but everyone is well impressed. We get the parts.
I’m in an alley and people have shops. A package turns up and it’s a hulk box. There’s a hulk inside. He chases me into a lake and he turns into plastic.
That’s when I woke up
