Chewed giant tablets which made you age rapidly, then die, but then end up in the future. Once there I had to find some thin Richmond sausages. While hunting through the freezer a man tries to rob the store.
(You’ll think I made this bit up)
I hit him across the face with a fish (salmon) and floored him.
I then spent hours trying to escape the clutches of a vampire lawyer by diving under water and trying to swim away.
The only way to get back to my reality was to find a Chinese bell. Luckily we had chewed our tablets in Chinatown. (that was my idea)
I woke up when it chimed
